nightfalltwen:

sinriel:

prokopetz:

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

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